Thanks for Reading,

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Thank You Mr Xyz Mechanic,

I Stapled a LOTTO TICKET Reward to The Top of This Letter.

The Reason Why?

You Saved me from Repeating my Scary Morning.

#1 - 140 Hand Pump Pumps and my Lf Front Tire still looked Flat

#2 - Car Hydroplaned on Emery Road at 40 mph. Almost killed me in heavy rain.

#3 - Rain so heavy I missed the Turn into Your Auto Repair Lot.

#4 - Had to Drive Miles to a Stop Light

#5 - Turn around and Drive Back with a 1/2 Flat Tire - raining non-stop.

#6 - Then Cross 6 lanes of KAMIKAZE - Like Driver Traffic in the Down Pour.

In The Repair Bay.

WE DIDN'T TALK MUCH.

I was So Shook,
I forgot to Look,
At the Piece of SH*T
Spare Tire Donut
In My Trunk.

So if I pump it up and it won't hold air.

Like Arnold Swartenegger said in the Movie.

I'll
Be
Back.

Thanks,
Glenn Osborn

P.S. - See Lotto Ticket #2 - which is stapled to the Top of a Nursery Rhythm POEM I Wrote to Two - 250 lb dogs And Their Owner.