Thanks.

While at lunch with a man renting from a Neighbor lady I went to school with -- Ted over-shared.

Ted Asked, "Has Debbie ever thrown a dish at you?

"Can't say she has.

"You?

Ted waved his arms. "Yessirree Bob. See this scar on my forehead. That's from a dish she threw at me. It missed. Bounced off the front door. Then a piece hit me.

My Reply. "Oho - So you were leaving at the time.

"You got it.

Curious I asked, "Any Recent Excitement?

Nodding, Ted Said, "Debbie got so mad she put her Fist thru the wall."
I asked, "Didn't that hurt?"

Heck yeah it did. But she won't go to the Doctor.

I said, "You guys are in luck. I have one bottle of Cactus Juice left in the fridge. One drink and Pain is gone in 15 minutes."

Ted - "Een if the bone in her hand is broken?

I said, "I don't think it will deal with Broken bones. But it should help with the pain.

Ted said, "This is Great timing. I am taking Debbie to lunch. To celebrate her Birthday. Wanna Come? And bring the bottle. A Birthday gift.

I shrugged and said, "Ok. Call me and say when."

At The Restaurant for lunch.

Ted and Debbie were talking.

And talking.

I Explained my gift. Poured Ted And me And Debbie a 1/2 cup. Drank mine. Put the bottle on the table.

Debbie kept talking.

Talking.

Ignored my question.

"How does your hand feel? Any aches and pains gone?

Then.

When it was time to leave. I decided to Force An answer.

I said, "Well, since the Cactus Juice didn't work. I'll take the bottle back.

Debbie Grabbed the bottle.

Hugged it to her chest.

And said, "NO YOU WON'T. My hand is fine. And all my arthritis aches and pains are gone too."

There you have it. The story of my Restaurant Advernture with Ted And Debbie.

No dishes were Thrown.

No walls were punched.

I'd say it was a Success.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - Oh yeah. Ted Insisted on buying me lunch another day. As a Thank You.

So I got a Free Lunch in return for the $30 bottle of Cactus Juice.